I'm not going to lie, kids, it's been a frustrating day for maxomai.
I had intended to post this diary this morning, but I only had my cell phone with me (because I was standing in for my wife at a sale). Much to my unpleasant surprise, however, the "publish" button doesn't work when I try to press it with my cell phone. I ended up posting this in the Open Thread, as a comment, instead. But let's face it -- that's cheap. You all deserve a real diary. So I'm posting this special evening edition of GMDKWE!
Oh yeah, the sale was a bust. But let's forget about that right now, take a deep breath, and enjoy a nice hot cup of tea and cool, minty ITEMS!