It's Super Bowl Weekend! Yes, it's time to watch a nationally televised game where athletes in tight, colorful clothing slap each others' butts, grapple, make passes, try to get into the end zone, and do what it takes to score.
There is nothing homoerotic about this at all.
Yes, it's a time for men to host lavish parties, show off their cooking skills, apply make-up and generally make a lot of noise in celebration.
There is nothing homoerotic about this at all.
During halftime, The Who will play a short concert on the field. If the last four years are any indication, the show will include a lot of fairly blatant phallic imagery. Sexy-clad women will be nowhere near the performance.
There is absolutely, positively, nothing homoerotic about this.
At all.
And now, the ITEMS!