It's mid-February, and you know what that means....
You'd do anything for her, but you're sick to your soul because you can't have her. Maybe you don't even know who she is. You just feel a huge loss because there's a vaguely-defined she that isn't in your life. Or maybe you're the one lucky bastard in the whole world who's lucky enough to have her in your life, and it makes all the difference in the world, because even the crappy times feel like a sheer joy.
Yep .. my wife's birthday is coming up! And while the champagne is chilling and the parties are being prepared, we must be careful not to exert ourselves too much in the preparations lest we are unable to enjoy the festivities. So here, to help you and the rest of the world prepare for the big day, are some refreshing, inspiring ITEMS!